[Me]: *Combing my hair. Hair Falling. Ignoring.*
[Me in the mirror]: *stares back with dung under nose expression*
[Me]: *Comb, comb. Turns bald.*
[MITM]: Why do you always wear that T-shirt? You should wear something brighter.
[Me]: This T is as big as the void in my heart and as grey as my soul. Stop Expecto Patronizing me.
*floats out of the room swishing my imaginary Dementor cloak*
And now, this equally tepid but very colourful Harry Potter fan strip I drew a million years ago.